Periodization That Works

If you're a true musclehead like I am, you've probably read (or heard) a lot about periodization, either from classic textbooks by East-European sports training and weightlifting authorities (including the classic texts by Tudor Bompa), or by researching the subject online.

Triple Decker Delts

What would you give to have delts so big and wide that you had to strip naked and coat yourself with lard before being able to pass from room to room?